Remember when I sarcastically proclaimed that cleaning up dog poop with a bag with a hole in it made my day? I lied. Flat out. Because this certainly tops it:

Now that. That made my freaking week. The shit of it all? The house insurance pays to fix the carport. The car insurance pays to fix the car. Two deductibles. I tried arguing that it's the fault of the house that the car was damaged, therefore the repairs to the car should fall into the jurisdiction of the house insurance. No go. The lady agreed with me that it sucks...but pretty much said that's just tough.

Also, to the people who owned this house before us and likely put up the cheapest option in carports when THIS VERY SAME THING HAPPENED TO YOU WHEN YOU LIVED HERE: