"I can't believe the doctor can't tell you the sex of the baby by now...the way he's gotta jam his hand all in there and stuff."

Um...for the record...'person who said this'...not only is it so wrong that you said this to me...what you're implying is impossible. And...I don't know what the heck kind of doctor you went to, but my doctor doesn't exactly root around in there like a homeless guy looking for change in a payphone. Furthermore, when a doctor does pelvic exams (which isn't even until closer to delivery)...they aren't touching the baby. It's impossible for them to touch the baby and go, "uh, Courtney...I feel a penis...it's a boy." Which is why I don't believe you when you say that the doctor asked you if you wanted to know the sex when you were pregnant. Again, I don't know what the heck kind of doctor you went to...but if he implied that he could feel around in there and know if you were having a boy or girl...I'd like to sell him some ocean front property in Kansas...because that doctor is a moron. In closing, I'd like to thank you for the laugh. And I apologize for writing about it on my blog...but I thought everyone else could use a laugh, too.

Writer's Note: Person Who Said This To Me is not my husband. I didn't want you guys to think he's clueless or anything!